A Conversation With God (Not to be confused with the flaky book by the same name...)

Me: Well, Father, it has been a long, rough haul, but finally we are close again. I've missed you.

God: I've missed you too.

Me: Look, I'm really thankful that you are always there for me through all the dark and difficult days, but wouldn't it be nice if we could spend some happy time together?

God: Yes.

Me: Then, why don't we? Why is it always the hard times I feel you near?

God: But I'm always near. What about you?

Me: Oh. Erm...right.